A Cure for Wellness (2016)

Quick bite: A Cure for Wellness (2016)

A too-clever-by-half corporate-ladder climber (Dane DeHaan) investigates a wellness clinic, where he gets into fights with eels and the plumbing. The slick photography gives us something to look at. But is it actually happening? Is it all a dream? We stop caring after the first half hour. The cure for this movie is to rewatch The Ring (2002)—same director, superior everything. Directed by Gore Verbinski.